July 12

It’s hot, which makes this writer grumpy. It doesn’t seem to make a lot of other people grumpy, which makes said writer even grumpier. The worst are the twee people fluttering around saying, “At least it’s not snow! It can never be too hot! Remember, winter will be here in a few months! Weeeee!” This writer would like to grind those people into a ground beef like texture and then feed to her never-satiated Dachshunds. Sadly, this is illegal. Also, she does not own a meat grinder.

Here is a refreshingly pessimistic story for you.

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